Funeral Prints Reports

Automated browser tests on Chrome + Safari every day — catches broken pages, slow designer loads, bot-detection regressions.

Day-by-day comparison of the revenue tracker (ground truth) vs GA4 vs PostHog — shows how much real sales each tool captures.

Snapshots of every third-party script, pixel, and widget loaded on FuneralPrints.com. Each row is one audit run — click through for the full inventory plus what was added/removed since the previous run. Current baseline: 21 services, 3.4 MB, ~5.5 s of CPU. Goal is for the row totals to shrink over time as scripts are removed.

Interpretation of Core Web Vitals (LCP, INP, FCP, CLS) measured from real visitors via PostHog. Shows the 14-day trend, the p90 slow-tail experience, which pages feel broken (the Infigo designer tool), and why the site is slow — linking the numbers to the 3.4 MB of third-party scripts loaded on every page.

Live line chart of daily p75 LCP, INP, FCP, and CLS — the "typical" visitor experience (75% of visits were at least this fast). Updates automatically as new pageviews come in. Dashed lines mark Google's "good" (2,500 ms) and "poor" (4,000 ms) LCP thresholds so you can see at a glance whether any given day crossed into bad territory. Opens in PostHog.

PostHog's native Web Vitals view at the p90 percentile — the experience of the slowest 10% of visits, where the worst revenue loss happens. Four summary cards (LCP, INP, FCP, CLS) with good/needs-improvement/poor ratings, plus a per-page INP breakdown that surfaces which URLs feel laggy. The /CF/DynamicProduct/Editor/* designer pages dominate the "poor" column. Opens in PostHog.